July 8 - 12, 2013

July 12, 2013 - Because what's a summer holiday without PICNICs?

What is making the touchpad act muted?
What I heard made the cause undisputed.
"You just turn the thing off?
That's a PICNIC!" I scoff
Since the laptop had not been rebooted.

July 11, 2013 - Pretty sure we've found the problem

These two laptops are slow – how bizarre!
What’s their cause? I don’t have to look far.
An upgraded OS
Is what’s causing this mess.
Both their Microsoft keys start with “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”

July 10, 2013 - On second thought, better stay far, far away

"I can't print stuff at all!" yelled the clerk.
"You are such an incompetent jerk!"
I replied to her, "Whoa!
The procedures I know,
But I only know those that will work."

July 9, 2013 - When you hear a screeching noise, start worrying

In the corner, the user was cowed.
The solution I found. Was I proud!
'Twas a new disk for sure,
Not a hangover cure
'Cause the data was moving too loud!

July 8, 2013 - How to explain those useless system files to users

Since her disk space was in such a mess,
She zapped files. She just took a wild guess.
Then her PC won't run.
Now they're back and she's stunned!
They are filed in the group called OS.