What is making the touchpad act muted?
What I heard made the cause undisputed.
"You just turn the thing off?
That's a PICNIC!" I scoff
Since the laptop had not been rebooted.
These two laptops are slow – how bizarre!
What’s their cause? I don’t have to look far.
An upgraded OS
Is what’s causing this mess.
Both their Microsoft keys start with “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”
"I can't print stuff at all!" yelled the clerk.
"You are such an incompetent jerk!"
I replied to her, "Whoa!
The procedures I know,
But I only know those that will work."
In the corner, the user was cowed.
The solution I found. Was I proud!
'Twas a new disk for sure,
Not a hangover cure
'Cause the data was moving too loud!
Since her disk space was in such a mess,
She zapped files. She just took a wild guess.
Then her PC won't run.
Now they're back and she's stunned!
They are filed in the group called OS.