We all signed on the sheet. That was true
When the training was finally through.
"One forgot!" the boss claims
While he's counting the names.
Boss, the one that is missing is you!
While I'm getting their database back,
There's a user a little off track.
She'd say "Hitting the X"
And I'd wonder what's next:
Did she give her old husband a whack?
This new Smartphone, it sure makes me smile!
Though to learn it, it might take a while.
I have no clue at all
When I'm making a call.
Tell me: where is the rotary dial?
That one user was sure not a fool.
Made a notepad that looks really cool!
What would we really hate?
It'd be him staying late
Making pads for his children for school.