There was something a bit out of whack.
PC's beeping! What's giving him flak?
It's a keyboard, that's who,
With a plug PS/2,
That is saying, "Please get off my back!"
Get the job? Seems my chances were slim
'Cause I didn't go out on a limb.
What would help? I surmised,
When I counseled these guys
Who were stuck somewhere working for JIM.
"This projector is fried! You must come!"
"It's the lens cap!" I said 'til I'm numb.
It is now plain to see
That this nut's Ph. D.
Stood for pushy, hard-headed and dumb.
"I'm an engineer! Smart as can be!
What you say is not working," he'd plea.
"Now, when 'Enter' is said,
You don't spell it, instead
All you need to do's just hit that key."
To this customer, I must respond,
Since of me, she is really not fond.
Wave a mouse in the air?
Did you check out her hair?
Was this customer natur'ly blonde?