Is her laptop's what's making that buzz?
I was sent to see just what it was.
Then a Post-it was put
On a fan's missing foot.
It was just like this poem.
We've a CAD system. Boy, is it slick!
But an engineer, thick as a brick,
Thought a switch was a key.
Boy, how dumb can that be?
But his backups were done really quick!
When a ceiling tile must be replaced,
There's a rivalry two groups embraced.
Maint'nance said to IT
"The cause sure wasn't me."
My reply to this ticket was placed:
"If it's problems that maintenance seeks,
I found multiple possible leaks.
Does the library float?"
After writing this note
I could then take my tongue from my cheeks.
Since some circuits aren't working too well.
To the help desk, I now have to spell.
Though I'm clear as can be
With this I D 10 T
Now I hope that we're not S O L.
"All these changes will take me a week."
"All these changes will take me a week."
"Like I told you before
When you walked through that door,
All these changes will take me a week."
But on Monday I didn't hear squat.
Tuesday came, but no changes were brought.
Then on Wednesday, (s)he came
And (s)he called out my name,
Saying "HURRY! THESE CHANGES ARE HOT!!!"
So to HR, I'm giving a sermon:
"Now, to send these on time, I've determined
That to make it at all
I will just have to call
Mr. Peabody and his boy, Sherman."