May 27 - 31, 2013

May 31, 2013 - Post-Its: They're not just for passwords anymore

Is her laptop's what's making that buzz?
I was sent to see just what it was.
Then a Post-it was put
On a fan's missing foot.
It was just like this poem.

May 30, 2013 - Which part of 'engineer' didn't you understand?

We've a CAD system. Boy, is it slick!
But an engineer, thick as a brick,
Thought a switch was a key.
Boy, how dumb can that be?
But his backups were done really quick!

May 29, 2013 - Now THAT'S a successfully closed ticket

When a ceiling tile must be replaced,
There's a rivalry two groups embraced.
Maint'nance said to IT
"The cause sure wasn't me."
My reply to this ticket was placed:

"If it's problems that maintenance seeks,
I found multiple possible leaks.
Does the library float?"
After writing this note
I could then take my tongue from my cheeks.

May 28, 2013 - That line isn't the only thing that's slow here

Since some circuits aren't working too well.
To the help desk, I now have to spell.
Though I'm clear as can be
With this I D 10 T
Now I hope that we're not S O L.

May 27, 2013 - Why we, um, love HR

"All these changes will take me a week."
"All these changes will take me a week."
"Like I told you before
When you walked through that door,
All these changes will take me a week."

But on Monday I didn't hear squat.
Tuesday came, but no changes were brought.
Then on Wednesday, (s)he came
And (s)he called out my name,

So to HR, I'm giving a sermon:
"Now, to send these on time, I've determined
That to make it at all
I will just have to call
Mr. Peabody and his boy, Sherman."