May 20 - 24, 2013

May 24, 2013 - Details, details

That darned install has bombed! That's not nice.
So I called up IT for advice.
"PS/2's what you see?
It should use USB."
Well, at least I'll be getting paid twice...

... at least assuming the fish is being paid hourly...

May 23, 2013 - Yeah, the one we always use

You can't surf on the web's the decree.
I'm sure everywhere kids would agree.
They're all thinking, "No sweat,
If we can't surf the net,
We'll all waste time by watching TV."

May 22, 2013 - Strictly speaking that would be 'Problem deferred'

"This darned keyboard won't work! I can't take
But the new one won't fit. I can't make it.
'Til I saw what was wrong.
There's a broken off prong.
So to use the new plug, I should break it.

May 21, 2013 - Just think of it as the 'self-inflicted' tax

"When a UPS you have to use,
Where it's plugged in's important to choose.
Plug it into the wall."
That's the gist of my call.
That was good for a couple of brews...

May 20, 2013 - Obviously, that should have been the Tab key

That poor user could sure hit the roof.
"I'm not crazy! I'll give you some proof."
Copied cells there should be
When I hit Control-C,
But instead the whole spreadsheet goes poof!"

Where's the problem? I didn't need Bing.
That darned programmer's neck I should wring!
Make the script Control-C?
Now, how dumb can that be?
What's he use when he edits that thing?