May 13 - 17, 2013

May 17, 2013 - That's silly -- there's no caffeine in Kool-Aid

Our new tool has some doubters I fear,
And that fact they have made very clear.
It's the WiFi, you see?
Drink the Kool-Aid like me!
I believe they got into the beer.

May 16, 2013 - Pick a number, any number

"38's cause me problems!", he stewed.
"38? I meant 45, dude!"
When I'll fix, they'll be fine.
Just don't get 69.
If you do, then you really are in trouble...

May 15, 2013 - If off-and-on-again won't fix it, just replace it

When the NVRAM error was tripped,
There's a techie that JIM would have whipped.
"Change the driver," he goes
When the RAM is what's hosed.
He'd be better off reading a script.

May 14, 2013 - But the mouse is newer technology!

"Use the tab! There's some speed to be gained!"
"I'm no expert!" She sounded so pained.
After watching her work
I then thought with a smirk
That most likely, she's abacus-trained.

May 13, 2013 - All your fault

From this user, there's way too much drama.
"Things are messed up! They're just like yo momma!"
But she made things that way!
There are some who would say
That she sounds like some guy named Obama.

First time I've been political in a while. Let's see how the commenters take this one!