April 29 - May 3, 2013

May 3, 2013 - Why, at least sometimes, we love our users

There's a message that made the nurse frown.
"Your machine can be safely shut down."
Now this fish she could thank
Since she got in the Tank
And she wasn't a dunce or a clown.

May 2, 2013 - Feel safer now?

There is something incredibly wrong.
On her screens there's a ghost. It's quite strong.
So those screens we must heave
Since that image won't leave.
It's like JIM THE BOSS wearing his thong.

May 1, 2013 - Sure, we COULD have asked, but why?

A device is in conflict, but which?
So I start pulling plugs in the switch.
'Twas a laptop's address
That was causing this mess.
Finding conflicts in network's a really hard task.

April 30, 2013 - So many data centers, so little time

There's a call, and I cannot be slow
So to ABZ Comp'ny, I'll go.
It was not ABZ?
It was from ABC?
Guess I'm making our firm lots of "D'oh!"

April 29, 2013 - Good thing she laughed first

Said the user, "Your help I must seek.
What is wrong?" "It's a memory leak.
What is causing your frown?
It's the box upside-down!"
...uh...I forgot the last line...

or - as I posted it...

˙˙˙ǝuıן ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ ʇobɹoɟ ı˙˙˙ɥn˙˙˙
"uʍop-ǝpısdn xoq ǝɥʇ s,ʇı
uʍoɹɟ ɹnoʎ buısnɐɔ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʞɐǝן ʎɹoɯǝɯ ɐ s,ʇı" "buoɹʍ sı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʞǝǝs ʇsnɯ ı dןǝɥ ɹnoʎ" 'ɹǝsn ǝɥʇ pıɐs