We could give all our wards a small poke
Just to show that our system's not broke.
That could give many nurses a stroke.
On the top floor kept way in the back
Girls were adding, since confidence lacked.
So I thought, "What the hell?
Aren't we using Excel?"
The next day they were given the sack.
The staff told me that everyone’s screamin’.
The director was some kind of demon.
They all scream and they yelp,
“He needs some kind of help
Like the kind from that shrink Sidney Freedman.”
RIP - Allan Arbus 1918 – 2013
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice:
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice"
That cube's power's is out, I would guess.
Left the user one heck of a mess.
"Can you help?" she would plead.
If she's really in need,
I could being her a charged UPS...
"Our security system must suck!
On the screen, I see pizza! It's stuck!
Could you please find out why
I see nothing but pie?"
Minutes later, he wrote, "What the truck?!?"