April 8 - 12, 2013

April 12, 2013 - Turns out they handled it without him

Said the body shop boss, "You're first rate!
Fix the bank's woes! Yeah, that would be great!"
Now that boss is appalled!
My name they dont' recall!
But they would if my payments were late.

April 11, 2013 - No, that costs extra too


April 10, 2013 - Seamless transition, redefined

A new GIS system will fit,
We were mad, I will have to admit.
"All our guys," the fish whines,
Finding breaks in the lines
Could be up to their hips in deep water...or...something else..."

April 9, 2013 - You CAN have too much of a good thing

More log storage is what he'd require.
A new cabinet he would acquire
"All this space they would hog?
You've no tape for this log!
The best place for old logs is a fire!"

April 8, 2013 - I type A, I get a. I type B...

Typing "abc" seemed quite a chore.
Now there's "ABC" too, 'cause he swore
Some who make our machines
Think that lower case means
In the warehouse shelved close to the floor.