When I called back the guy, I said "'Sup?
Is your monitor on?" He said "Yup!"
Soon the thought came to mind
That the user was blind.
I would sure give the fish two thumbs up.
RIP Roger Ebert 1942 - 2013. Go to my website www.o2birish.com to relive my win in his 2009 Great Limerick Contest!
For our Citrix net, I am a master,
But I thought I had found a disaster.
Citrix apps would not run,
But our laptop he'd shun
Since his PC at home runs much faster.
"This new system is wonderful!" "Why?!?"
"It's got features and doo-hickeys!" "Why?!?"
"Come on man, let's get real!
Let the rep do her spiel!"
When she finished, the bigwig said "Buy!!!"
I'm a squirrel, quite a curious chap.
I was hungry. I wondered, "Oh, snap!
Could this cable I see
Taste like acorns?" Oh, gee!
When I took that first bite, I went ZAP!
We loved pranking the newbies a bunch.
"Can you sort all these chips before lunch?
Secret's sixes and twos."
I'll bet he got a clue
That those cards weren't what he'd like to punch.
or, as I posted it on April Fools' Day˙ɥɔund oʇ ǝʞıן p’ǝɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇ’uǝɹǝʍ spɹɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ