This computer, it works like a gem.
Reconfigures we're looking to stem.
Shows as hard you coach,
Neither phantom or roach
Will be pressured to RTFM.
Removed records are causing unease,
So deleted lines I saved with ease.
What would soon come to mind
Is this user’s the kind
Who’d delete all her good PST’s.
"Those miscoded DR's," he would snort,
"Can't be right! You must make a report!"
When I checked just to see
What should be RFC,
I was just under two percent short.
My reply 'cross the cubicle: "Whoa!
A reboot with no power down? No.
I have heard there are many
Who'd say J.C. Penney
To reboot's the best place to go."
There's a trend, and we sure can't deny it.
ATM's are the future! We'll try it.
Yet the UPS stressed
When it got its first test.
It needs diesel, but someone must buy it.