"It won't launch!" was the user's remark.
For its cause, I began to embark.
When he asked with a yawn,
"Turn this monitor on?"
Like that screen, I was left in the dark.
System's down! "The developer did it!"
Then I looked in my logs for who hid it.
The guy's cut from the team.
He screwed up, but it seems
That he just couldn't stand to admit it.
Windows 8 here is showing up blank.
Could this be an insidious prank?
May I ask, could this user
Be kin of the loser
We read of in yesterday’s Tank?
There's a problem, as plain as can be.
Notes from daycare? Not one can she see.
She won't know what to do.
If she had any clue,
I'd be nice if she gave it to me.