Funky addresses made us all goats.
All the suits were at everyone's throats.
Were the architects strange
When they thought that Exchange
Would use addresses equal to Notes?
"I can not see your network. It's dead."
"See the network? Your OS?" she said.
"I use Word" "Bet our nerd
Thinks that's really absurd.
To see out, you use Windows instead."
His new SmartPhone's bad. Can I improve it?
There's some film - he's supposed to remove it.
When I later called back,
Things were not out of whack!
Could he call me, if only to prove it?
Since a VPN's what they desire,
My assistance, one site would require.
So I rang up the site,
Made sure settings were right.
What they'd need was a really long wire.
Use her router? I typed in the cure.
That'll stop those intruders for sure!
"Yours is off!" I would yelp.
Maybe I should go help
Make the neighbor's net be more secure.