What's his password? The guy didn't know.
I'll reset it. He's ready to go!
But the fellow mistook
How apostrophes look.
Well, he's close, but there's no dot below.
I had thought to myself, “Man, oh man!
I am not part of purchasing’s plan,
Since for me, it’s a sin
To let new users in,
But I okay the people who can?”
List is gone? That's a big sticky wicket.
She should enter a new help desk ticket.
But she's got in her head
To call my phone instead.
Use the new way? She'll tell them to stick it!
First they called and said something's amiss,
Pushed a button, which brought them much bliss.
That was somewhat deranged,
But it wasn't as strange
As that GoDaddy Super Bowl kiss.
The assistant had called us to whine.
“That new voice recognition’s like swine!”
She was full of baloney.
At home it’s a phony.
At work, that new system works fine.