January 21 - 25, 2013

January 25, 2013 - Well, SOMETHING'S missing!

Now his PC works great! I can't shake it!
To my shop he was wanting to take it.
He had asked, "Hey there, Mack
Could you put XP back?"
So he wants us to go in and break it?

January 24, 2013 - And when we say urgent, we mean...

"Netbooks stink!" the librarian cried
'Cause their network cards just up and died.
So she thought just for kicks
She would look for a fix.
What she found's six years old. Well, she tried...

January 23, 2013 - Your tax dollars at work

I made sure every step was well shown.
But one user just caused me to moan.
Took a picture then scanned
And then mailed it? Oh man!
Did you see what he did on his own?

January 22, 2013 - Now let's see if we can zero in on that

Where's that user? He caused me much sorrow,
Since our plant is a massive as Fargo,
You won't give me a clue?
Let me say what I'll do:
I'll just walk 'round the plant yelling "Marco!"

January 21, 2013 - Just her way of saying hello

Yelled the user, "You know what I think?
Due to IT, our systems all stink!"
Though for service she pleads,
It's not my help she needs,
What she needs is some help from a shrink.