January 14 - 18, 2013

January 18, 2013 - Long drive, short putt

For those calls I burned barely a calorie
Bringing internet back to the gallery.
All that overtime! Geez!
Getting calls just like these
Makes me glad that I’m not paid by salary.

January 17, 2013 - Questions, questions, questions

Our new Wi-fi is really first-rate!
It’s so snazzy! I hardly can wait!
But live bets and TV?
They won’t work, but you’ll see
That “The Other Thing?” Boy, that works GREAT!

January 16, 2013 - That's one way to deal with a security breach

That new maintenance head's been debated.
He's a guy universally hated.
Show what management makes?
Here's a curious take:
Give them raises - that doc's now outdated.

January 15, 2013 - He did if he ever opened those file cabinets

We had pulled off a great switcheroo!
Made those cabinets "1", "3" and "2"!
What would really be neat?
We could make it complete
Switching 2's and 3's file folders too!

January 14, 2013 - OK, let's try that one more time

“Need some help with your iPad? I hear ya.”
So I sent her some login criteria.
But things didn’t go fine
Since what I had sent’s mine.
Guess I’ll still get my spam from Nigeria…