For those calls I burned barely a calorie
Bringing internet back to the gallery.
All that overtime! Geez!
Getting calls just like these
Makes me glad that I’m not paid by salary.
Our new Wi-fi is really first-rate!
It’s so snazzy! I hardly can wait!
But live bets and TV?
They won’t work, but you’ll see
That “The Other Thing?” Boy, that works GREAT!
That new maintenance head's been debated.
He's a guy universally hated.
Show what management makes?
Here's a curious take:
Give them raises - that doc's now outdated.
We had pulled off a great switcheroo!
Made those cabinets "1", "3" and "2"!
What would really be neat?
We could make it complete
Switching 2's and 3's file folders too!
“Need some help with your iPad? I hear ya.”
So I sent her some login criteria.
But things didn’t go fine
Since what I had sent’s mine.
Guess I’ll still get my spam from Nigeria…