January 7 - 11, 2013

January 11, 2013 - You know, urgent. That means eventually, right?

She can't log in, for help she would plead.
But her answers I'd need to proceed.
So I played Twenty Questions
And offered suggestions
'Til I got which server she'd need.

Now most calls I can handle with ease
But this one made me thinking, "Oh geez!
She's the kind that I dread.
There's no brain in her head.
She was hired for her nice double D's"

January 10, 2013 - Good thing he didn't put a sticker on his window

Said the movers, "This guy's being bold!
Dude, just check out this white board! Behold!
We are not to ask why -
Get the crowbar and pry.
We're to move everything that we're told."

January 9, 2013 - Unclear on the concept, but he can live with that

Generators caused problems with surety.
But I handled them all with maturity.
For they caused a reaction
That was an attraction:
Insuring I had job security.

January 8, 2013 - Virtually unchanged

Said the pilot fish, "There is no doubt:
You don't know what you're talking about
Because even a wizard
Can't work in this blizzard.
The web and the power are out."

January 7, 2013 - Nothing interdepartmental friction can't cure, eh?

What a tech said has me quite appalled.
Our relations between us are stalled.
I believe she should pass
A technology class
To learn what "dangly thingies" are called.