She can't log in, for help she would plead.
But her answers I'd need to proceed.
So I played Twenty Questions
And offered suggestions
'Til I got which server she'd need.
Now most calls I can handle with ease
But this one made me thinking, "Oh geez!
She's the kind that I dread.
There's no brain in her head.
She was hired for her nice double D's"
Said the movers, "This guy's being bold!
Dude, just check out this white board! Behold!
We are not to ask why -
Get the crowbar and pry.
We're to move everything that we're told."
Generators caused problems with surety.
But I handled them all with maturity.
For they caused a reaction
That was an attraction:
Insuring I had job security.
Said the pilot fish, "There is no doubt:
You don't know what you're talking about
Because even a wizard
Can't work in this blizzard.
The web and the power are out."
What a tech said has me quite appalled.
Our relations between us are stalled.
I believe she should pass
A technology class
To learn what "dangly thingies" are called.