December 17 - 21, 2012

December 20, 2012 - Get well soon

Work on leave? That would furrow their brow.
What they told me had me saying “Wow!”
I could sure bust a suture!
I’m planning their future!
That future I need to have now.

December 19, 2012 - Unclear on the concept, all the way through

With this expert, I really can't win.
He has screwed up the phones once again.
Senior admin? He should
Know that "senior" means good,
Not his grade in the high school he's in.

December 18, 2012 - But it IS hard to guess, right?

This guy’s passwords are really so keen.
The most complex that I’ve ever seen.
You might ask of me, “Whoa!
How would you ever know?”
Well, he posts the things right on his screen!

December 17, 2012 - Whatever you want, yeah, that's what it does

Yeah, that salesman's quite new, I would guess.
"We destroy what's not needed? Why yes?"
He was no match for me
Since I happen to be
Quite a master in talking BS.