December 3 - 7, 2012

December 7, 2012 - No problem at all, it turns out

"We need space," was facilities' claim.
But their plans for mine I overcame.
"You'll cause many a frown
When production is down
Come this Monday, and you'll get the blame."

December 6, 2012 - They REALLY don't make 'em like that anymore

Two computers were part of a deal.
There's a voltage glitch we'd soon reveal.
There's a label that scoffs,
"Keep your bloody mitts off"
Or we'll make them both bloody for real.

December 5, 2012 - Just like at work, except she'll never retire

Mom's old printer has just been retired.
"It is wireless. No cable's required!"
"It won't function that way.
Use that cable today
That's unless a new router's desired."

December 4, 2012 - Who do I trust, you or the guy who signs my check?

The tech thought that his boss was the master.
What he taught him would cause a disaster!
I related with surety
With that security
Post Office mail would go faster!

December 3, 2012 - See, this is how bosses learn things

Cloning PCs? That job is desirous.
But were lucky our boss didnt fire us.
Since I did what was told,
Out those cloned PCs rolled,
All complete with the clone of a virus.