Folder's gone. There is sure no refuting.
Why it's missing I'm madly computing.
Who is giving me fits?
It's the quality ditz!
Now I'm better at net troubleshooting.
Aiding veeps is just one of my roles.
Educating one's one of my goals.
Open spreadsheets with Word?
That is really absurd.
It's like square pegs inside of round holes.
With the help desk, the fish has to dicker.
'Cause her HP has got a Mac sticker.
Every time she must grapple
Because of that Apple.
Then lose it! They'd help her much quicker!
It's the strangest procedure I've seen.
Run a Special Job's not very keen.
A grease pencil is used,
But no one gets accused
Since they wipe all the evidence clean.
‘Twas a case that had techies engrossed.
Was the server he wants turned to toast?
Then they solved the big mystery.
That server’s history.
He wants to access a ghost.