November 5 - 9, 2012

November 9, 2012 - Watch out for what comes after "the plan worked"

We’re in need of the AC the most
Since we don’t want the servers to roast.
Though we’re cool, there’s concern
Since that managed to turn
Several PC’s and fridges to toast.

November 8, 2012 - Name game

There’s some coverage changes to make,
But my name, their darned website won’t take.
That’s until I give them
Both my Jr. and M.
Hey, at least today Sharky’s awake!

November 7, 2012 - And that's why IT departments exist

All the suits were so mad they just shook.
A new web site? I'm put on the hook.
What one said was bizarre.
He's got no address bar.
He could find it if only he'd look.

November 6, 2012 - Well, what's holding things up?

"My darn login's too long. Can't you see?
How 'bout w-flint. Could it be?"
I am sure that my group'll
Deep-six the slag-hoople.
We just haven't got ESP.

Bonus Election Day Limericks

All the hopefuls spent millions of bucks
Saying just why some candidate sucks.
About now, there are lots
Who are missing those spots
About Tampax, Viagara and Tucks.

It’s the dirtiest race ever seen.
All the candidates’ ads were so mean!
Well, tomorrow’s the day
That the losers will say
They'll start stumping for twenty-sixteen.

November 5, 2012 - Well, stretching it wouldn't have worked either

As a male, I have got to instruct:
Has your network performance just sucked?
To put things back in shape
You must use the right tape.
Don’t use scotch tape. You have to use duct.