September 24 - 28, 2012

September 28, 2012 - Aha!

There’s a magnet? I quickly got active.
With precautions, I’m being proactive.
It’s a pigeon that died
With some maggots inside?
You can say they’re not quite as attractive.

September 27, 2012 - Back to school

It's a fact that nobody should mask.
Learning nursing's a difficult task.
They must study each day,
For their goal's ANA.
Learn a password? That's too much to ask.

September 26, 2012 - Timing isn't everything, it's the only thing

A tight schedule we have to keep.
Does that engineer really need sleep?
He could fly there all night
For the setup on site.
When he gets there, he’ll feel just like bleep.

September 25, 2012 - If you do it right, the response is The Facepalm

The firm’s email’s gone down, don’t you know.
So my boss said, “It’s quite apropos -
Send a message out now.”
Then he asked himself “How?”
Why I work there: I get lots of “D’oh!”

September 24, 2012 - Lawyer math

What that lawyer said’s really bizarre!
Fourteen megs exceeds two megs by far!
So he vented his wrath,
For it seems basic math
Is not needed for passing the bar.