What had happened would make us all quiver.
All that beeping caused techies to shiver.
We all flew like a flash
To avoid a big crash
When the UPS wouldn’t deliver.
It’s the strangest call I’ve ever had.
With that iPhone, the user was mad.
He believed that it came
With the billy goat name:
That's an address we all know is baaaaaaaaaaad.
Said the teacher who's got the credentials,
"Making video edits' essential.
I must teach this class now!"
But she doesn't know how.
Some in management call that "potential."
Then I remembered it was "Talk Like a Pirate Day..."
mates! I be certain that some
Think the wench, she be really quite dumb.
Thar's no way that the lass
Should be teachin' that class!
Methinks she's gotten into me rum!
One might think that this techie was dim.
I would say I'd give credit to him.
Though he caused quite a fit,
One has got to admit
That he surely spells better than JIM.
From this Tank, one would have to conclude
Should your coworkers all start to brood,
You can change the conditions.
Say “Changing permissions
Is FUN!” That will lighten the mood!