Yes, that user was really quite hyper.
He's been struck by an bad email wiper!
When I looked at his screen
Tons of S's were seen.
Seems his virus was more of a viper.
There's a guy who is everyone's friend.
He's the one they will always call when
They bring on a new hire.
Since his password's desired.
Then he must change the darned thing again!
At the office I’m earning my keep.
But an outage has caused me to weep.
If this scene you would see
On a network TV,
You’d hear “beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BLEEP!!!”
At the office, I'm getting my way.
With my database, I have the say.
The new hire said she's able
I found that's a fable.
I call her the firm's DB-Hey.
Yes, that bookkeeper's really quite dense.
Caused accountants to get really tense.
So they told the ditz "Ciao!"
What is she doing now?
Underbilling folks fifty-four cents.