September 10 - 14, 2012

September 14, 2012 - If one is good, two is better, right?

Yes, that user was really quite hyper.
He's been struck by an bad email wiper!
When I looked at his screen
Tons of S's were seen.
Seems his virus was more of a viper.

September 13, 2012 - Hey, a reason's a reason!

There's a guy who is everyone's friend.
He's the one they will always call when
They bring on a new hire.
Since his password's desired.
Then he must change the darned thing again!

September 12, 2012 - Well, it's a change, all right

At the office I’m earning my keep.
But an outage has caused me to weep.
If this scene you would see
On a network TV,
You’d hear “beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BLEEP!!!”

September 11, 2012 - The expert

At the office, I'm getting my way.
With my database, I have the say.
The new hire said she's able
I found that's a fable.
I call her the firm's DB-Hey.

September 10, 2012 - Numbers game

Yes, that bookkeeper's really quite dense.
Caused accountants to get really tense.
So they told the ditz "Ciao!"
What is she doing now?
Underbilling folks fifty-four cents.