Need a PC for testing? Use mine!
But you may have to wait in that line.
Is my new PC new?
Nah, it’s already used
As a testbed PC,
a software test box,
a MySQL server,
a disk wiper,
a gaming box,
a DVD player,
a coffee maker…
“Why's my password not working?” he said,
“Like the rock, seems my Outlook is dead.”
“There's no problem at all:
Hook your box to the wall.
Use the net in our good hands instead.“
That one maintenance guy threw a fit
When I asked, “Why’d the sewer pump quit?
The pump’s status you’ll get
When you check on the net.
That will tell when the pump’s full of wash cloth.”
Dual power supplies would be stunning.
But the option the vendor is shunning.
Now, a swap you can not
Ever do while it’s hot:
If it fails, then that box won’t be running.
Since I thought that the disk names should show,
On the top disk a label should go.
One got torn up to shreds
And it crashed all our heads,
And the cost was a whole lot of “D’oh!”