With the government's IT group steerer
I thought things couldn't too much queerer.
Make the database current?
Approvals there weren't.
The cause he could find in his mirror.
All those languages! My job they’re nixin’!
‘Til a system with my language kicks in.
For reports one fine day
I got two times my pay.
Have they got any more that need fixin’?
What my boss did was not very bright.
Zapping a-v-h-d’s isn't right.
When he gave the okay
To take off for that day,
He did not say a thing for that night.
Those two folders were gone. It's no jive!
Who's the culprit? To that he'd arrive.
He was sure where they are!
It's that guy in the car!
He's the burglar, and one that's CAT5.
I had found a bad drive on the RAID.
A new drive I then sent to their aide.
My connection went bust
When he started to dust.
Was his previous job as a maid?