August 13 - 17, 2012

August 17, 2012 - Your tax dollars at work

With the government's IT group steerer
I thought things couldn't too much queerer.
Make the database current?
Approvals there weren't.
The cause he could find in his mirror.

August 16, 2012 - Because why would we need skills in THAT language?

All those languages! My job they’re nixin’!
‘Til a system with my language kicks in.
For reports one fine day
I got two times my pay.
Have they got any more that need fixin’?

August 15, 2012 - Aw, what's the worst that could happen?

What my boss did was not very bright.
Zapping a-v-h-d’s isn't right.
When he gave the okay
To take off for that day,
He did not say a thing for that night.

August 14, 2012 - Well, it MIGHT have been him, right?

Those two folders were gone. It's no jive!
Who's the culprit? To that he'd arrive.
He was sure where they are!
It's that guy in the car!
He's the burglar, and one that's CAT5.

August 13, 2012 - Sometimes that extra effort is just a bad idea

I had found a bad drive on the RAID.
A new drive I then sent to their aide.
My connection went bust
When he started to dust.
Was his previous job as a maid?