August 6 - 10, 2012

August 10, 2012 - That would explain it

No, that terminal's not really shot.
It's a break in that joint that we've got.
As I worked with the solder
I thought something's odder:
My iron's not all that was hot.

For the cabling guy soon exploded!
On our boss, he so quickly unloaded.
I'm just worried they might
Give him programs to write.
I'm stuck fixing the ones that he coded.


August 9, 2012 - What were they THINKING?!?

I'll admit that I felt like a loon.
Thought the microwave needed help soon.
I'm confused as can be
When it reads 1:03,
Which is why I eat lunch right at noon.


August 8, 2012 - Nobody, redefined

A lost phone? On this task, I’d assail!
A remote wipe I’d do on his mail.
Then I heard his aide groan,
“You’ve just wiped out my phone!”
So now all that is left’s her Great Wail.


August 7, 2012 - Just like in arithmetic class

Said the user, "It's really bizarre.
I can't figure out where these keys are."
Why's his problem so tough?
He can't multiply stuff
Since computers changed "X" to a "*".


August 6, 2012 - Pick a card, any card

“Go through purchasing.” was the decree.
Now the techies are all grumbling, “Gee!
It’s an ADM card!
Can that be very hard?”
What they bought made me quite MAD.