July 30 - August 3, 2012

August 3, 2012 - Bzzzzzt! Wrong answer!

‘Round a PC, I really am sharp.
‘Bout a goof my co-workers did harp.
In my PC, a fly
Flew to lay down and die.
Did my PC start smelling like carp?

Yes, they thought my reaction was daft
And they laughed and they laughed and they laughed!
From that incident, I
Soon became “Super Fly.”
Guess that better than being called “Shaft…”

August 2, 2012 - What are the odds?

Fix an X-ray machine? I’m unsure
If my knowledge will help find the cure.
When I first saw that fan
I declared, “Yes I can!
Now your plates will not look like manure!”

August 1, 2012 - But what could possibly go wrong with our way?

There's no email! Ooh boy, was I cross!
Was that sysadmin guy in the sauce?
Changing records MX
Causes chaos complex.
It's like "Limericks Guy JIM THE BOSS!"

July 31, 2012 - Oh, THAT Windows 9

Windows 9’s something we’ve never seen.
I wrote back, “I don’t want to be mean.
We use XP and Vista
And 7 now, Mister.
9? Maybe in twenty-sixteen.”

July 30, 2012 - If we could do that, we wouldn't need to

There's a contact that can't understand
How to tell of the outage unplanned.
There's a fix to this caper -
Take pen and some paper
And write lots of notes out by hand.