July 16-20, 2012

July 20, 2012 - See, this is what we call a learning experience

Label wires! When one reads them, one knows
Just in which slot each terminal goes.
Switch the cables, then we
Are unable to see
"Trading Places" and SNL shows.

RIP - Tom Davis 1952 - 2012

July 19, 2012 - Don't bigfoot the bandwidth!

Network outages surely aren’t petty.
Could I check where the CAT-5’s spaghetti?
Seems the net went kaput
Due to Barney’s bigfoot.
Since my fix, there no outages yeti.

July 18, 2012 - See, somebody WAS reading it

We had heard from the hospital head
That report, he has faithfully read.
If that happens today,
Since that strip's gone away,
How 'bout sending a lim'rick instead?

July 17, 2012 - But how was the color toner?

"I just can't get this document cloned!
Color toner is empty!" she moaned.
But to me it was right
What she got's black and white,
But she wanted it sepia-toned.

July 16, 2012 - At least not one who just says 'Trust me'

We need five tons! The outcome was grim
When the builder bought three on a whim.
Now we all want to scoff: Is
Election to office
A future career path for him?