July 9-13, 2012

July 13, 2012 - Takin' care of business

There's a tune that has got our net Creamed.
And like Zombies it runs, so it seemed.
Why's the net for the Byrds?
'Twas from BTO's words.
"To the Doors, AV guy!" the Boss screamed.

It was declared to be Classic Rock Friday in the Tank.

July 12, 2012 - Why we love help-desk automation

To the help desk, a question I posed.
But soon after, the thing was disposed.
Their reply to them all?
“‘Twas a duplicate call”
Think of all of the tickets they’ve closed!

July 11, 2012 - Just IT's way of saying thanks

That new cable? It goes in too hard.
Open PC’s? The engineer’s barred.
“Different cable?” I say.
IT guy wants to play
By installing a nifty new card.

July 10, 2012 - Aha!

“Our WAP’s beeping! Your help I desire!
For a link to the net I require.”
It is not your connector,
It’s your smoke detector.
I’m glad that the WAP’s not on fire.

July 9, 2012 - How were we supposed to know?

Use those LAN-tags? Our network sure doesn’t.
The install team sure has my brain buzzin’
“Why?” I ask them. They say,
“We don’t know.” What’s the way
They’ve configured the other half dozen?