There’s a bug that has techies convening
‘Bout the site where they do lots of screening.
‘Twas the breaker, they shrugged,
It did not get unplugged
By the lady that does all our cleaning.
“Could you please get the toner
I saw leaks, so its usage I blocked.
He did not get the hint
When he then tried to print.
So he thought I’m the one to be shocked.
Said the manager, "I am sure stunned.
Your quick exit's not how you should run."
But I then interrupt,
"It was not as abrupt
As the way you first wanted it done."
"We need contracts!" our lawyers announced.
Expedite it. On this job I pounced.
That's what we had in mind,
But what they wanted signed
Was the line on a check that won't bounce.
All these videos? I'm at a loss.
Said the manager, "It's cool, because
They're all films occupational
Flicks for our pal JIM THE BOSS!"