June 25 - 29, 2012

June 28, 2012 - The new guy

To the nurse, I related, "No doubt -
Take my blood? I am prone to pass out."
She replied, "Blood I'll need. I'll
Just use this here needle."
Then I just...

June 27, 2012 - Hey, you've had two years, right?

That new boss is not serious, is he?
What he wants puts my brain in a tizzy!
I've got less than a week
For my code to make sleek!
Well, I guess, then I'd better get busy!

June 26, 2012 - Well, not you -- the other one

We need help - about that I won't quibble.
"Get Elizabeth - she'll help." I scribble.
Then my boss says, "Get who?
He's referring to you!"
They must think that my middle name's Sibyl!

June 25, 2012 - Still relying on the latest 30-year-old technology

I could tell he was not too astute.
Can’t log in when his box he’d reboot.
“Sir, you must be confused,
Since a mouse is not used
When you do a three-finger salute.”