June 18 - 22, 2012

June 22, 2012 - As good as its name

Expand As they watch, every face can’t be
Someone says to the group, “Boy, I hanker
For a cool Sprinter race!”
But the head of the base
Says it needs a strong chain and an anchor.

June 21, 2012 - You're just raising her expectations, you know

When she can't see that button so teenie,
I did not want to look like a meanie
"'Twas installed during lunch!"
I think she has a hunch
That our laptops are fixed by Houdidi.

June 20, 2012 - The sad thing is, there's a logic to this

This one user made faulty deductions
In the Outlook email introduction.
Some say, “That’s for the Tank!
She put ‘blank’ in the blank!”
But at least she had read our instructions.

June 19, 2012 - At least the strip wasn't plugged into itself

When the guy from the plant called to bicker,
He can't check stuff for me while lights flicker.
Run a box with no juice,
Or his knowledge obtuse:
I just don't know which option is sicker...

June 18, 2012 - You're welcome

For a moment, the note made me smile,
But it lasted for just a short while.
“What I programmed,“ I’d snort,
"Is a simple report!
You do not send the MDB file!”