Before swapping his PC was through,
Its new user's unsure what to do.
All his questions and queries
Had made me so weary.
I thought that he had to be two.
The compiler enhancement was done.
It had worked! Error count? There were none!
But there's infinite loops?
Now they had to regroup
Since the programs weren't actually run.
When I checked on the website, it showed
There's a fix that I prob'ly should load.
But it might cause more woes.
Frequent flushing's proposed
Since it runs like a stopped up commode.
While some questions put me through the wringer
There was one that was really a zinger.
“No, it’s really not dumb.
You could first scan your thumb
But some others might give it the finger.”
When I got there, the users did swarm me.
That poor printer’s fix hist’ry was stormy.
This one guy would admit
It’d make noise and then quit,
Like the guy who had fixed it before me.