June 4 - 8, 2012

June 8, 2012 - Lesson learned

I observed, “Change this setting. I’m sure
Their reports will print cleanly and pure.”
Their respect I had earned,
But a lesson I learned
Is that “senior” don’t mean “more mature.”

June 7, 2012 - Unclear on the concept, or does he know something?

When I went on that tech support call,
There were cabinets lining the wall.
I then thought with a smile
He’s got contacts on file
Should his wife say his junk is too small.

June 6, 2012 - Just like phone support, only more typing practice

“I’m from tech support! I’m here to please ya!
It’s my hope that my answers appease ya!
I don’t want to be rude,
But your drive has been screwed?
I’ve come down with a case of amnesia...”

June 5, 2012 - But I finally got it to run clean!

Other programmers weren't very kind
When the rookie, to errors, was blind.
In their programming laws
Errors all have a cause.
You can't say, “Out of sight, out of mind.”

June 4, 2012 - Really good at following directions after all

That poor user, in self-doubt was buried.
On my shoulders, his hopes were all carried.
Can I log in? Say “Yes.”
That he did, so I'd guess
That to Sweetieface, he’s prob'ly married.

Since I really wasn't too happy with the first one...

My assistance - his missing ingredient.
So my use of remoting's expedient.
'Bout this software, this guy,
He is ever so shy,
But you must say he's really obedient.