I observed, “Change this setting. I’m sure
Their reports will print cleanly and pure.”
Their respect I had earned,
But a lesson I learned
Is that “senior” don’t mean “more mature.”
When I went on that tech support call,
There were cabinets lining the wall.
I then thought with a smile
He’s got contacts on file
Should his wife say his junk is too small.
“I’m from tech support! I’m here to please ya!
It’s my hope that my answers appease ya!
I don’t want to be rude,
But your drive has been screwed?
I’ve come down with a case of amnesia...”
Other programmers weren't very kind
When the rookie, to errors, was blind.
In their programming laws
Errors all have a cause.
You can't say, “Out of sight, out of mind.”
That poor user, in self-doubt was buried.
On my shoulders, his hopes were all carried.
Can I log in? Say “Yes.”
That he did, so I'd guess
That to Sweetieface, he’s prob'ly married.
Since I really wasn't too happy with the first one...
My assistance - his missing ingredient.
So my use of remoting's expedient.
'Bout this software, this guy,
He is ever so shy,
But you must say he's really obedient.