May 28 - June 1, 2012

June 1, 2012 - What they don't know won't hurt 'em

Boy, that tech thinks that Iím really keen!
Thatís the fastest swap heís ever seen!
So I gave him my schtick -
ďDude, you think that was quick,
Think how fast Iíd be with my caffeine!Ē


May 31, 2012 - That's not what supervisors are for, apparently

Thereís no internet. Why, itís quite clear.
The provider must reboot their gear.
But for days, itís not done.
Whatís required here is one
Well-placed reboot in somebodyís rear.


May 30, 2012 - Turns out it's faster with punch cards after all

Every evening the backups went splat.
Soon my colleague and I had a chat.
Iím the problem, heíd say.
I should get cut in pay
Since the wallet Iíve gotís way too fat.


May 29, 2012 - Let's not even ask how those two got confused

On her PC, the aideís so reliant.
But her boss, when he called, was defiant.
ďTwasnít java that spilled,
Itís with soup that itís filled.
Is her keyboard not Campbellís compliant?Ē


May 28, 2012 - What's a Navy without the C?

His Selectricís in some kind of funk.
That new profile he made really stunk.
A c-backspace itíd skip.
What heíd type ran like ship.
With no ďcĒ, most commands he typed sunk.