Boy, that tech thinks that I’m really keen!
That’s the fastest swap he’s ever seen!
So I gave him my schtick -
“Dude, you think that was quick,
Think how fast I’d be with my caffeine!”
There’s no internet. Why, it’s quite clear.
The provider must reboot their gear.
But for days, it’s not done.
What’s required here is one
Well-placed reboot in somebody’s rear.
Every evening the backups went splat.
Soon my colleague and I had a chat.
I’m the problem, he’d say.
I should get cut in pay
Since the wallet I’ve got’s way too fat.
On her PC, the aide’s so reliant.
But her boss, when he called, was defiant.
“Twasn’t java that spilled,
It’s with soup that it’s filled.
Is her keyboard not Campbell’s compliant?”
His Selectric’s in some kind of funk.
That new profile he made really stunk.
A c-backspace it’d skip.
What he’d type ran like ship.
With no “c”, most commands he typed sunk.