There’s a problem, but try as we might,
Portrait scanning just would not work right.
Then our boss raised his hand
And in portrait it scanned!
We were saved, then we both saw the light.
There’s a fish who will go into shock
When a user’s account he’ll unlock.
Then his shoulders he shrugs -
It’s not hitting some bugs
Check the address he’s at. What’s up? doc!
Of these service calls we’ve had enough,
Yet the answer we seek’s really tough.
We kept blaming the train
‘Til we checked out that stain.
Then the answer was there in the buff.
At the dot-com, there's many a tower
That got daisy-chained UPS power.
Only those who would dare
Act in something called “Hair”
Try to power a tower by flower.