May 14 - 18, 2012

May 18, 2012 - Just trying to maintain that tech high-priesthood

There’s a problem, but try as we might,
Portrait scanning just would not work right.
Then our boss raised his hand
And in portrait it scanned!
We were saved, then we both saw the light.

May 17, 2012 - What could be simpler?

There’s a fish who will go into shock
When a user’s account he’ll unlock.
Then his shoulders he shrugs -
It’s not hitting some bugs
Check the address he’s at. What’s up? doc!

May 16, 2012 - Another problem polished off

Of these service calls we’ve had enough,
Yet the answer we seek’s really tough.
We kept blaming the train
‘Til we checked out that stain.
Then the answer was there in the buff.

May 15, 2012 - Interesting idea, but no

At the dot-com, there's many a tower
That got daisy-chained UPS power.
Only those who would dare
Act in something called “Hair”
Try to power a tower by flower.

May 14, 2012 - When you hear the beep...

Once a co-worker threw quite a fit.
I was scared, I would have to admit.
Now he can’t feel much dumber:
He dialed the wrong number
And told them that I’m full of …
Shaving Cream.
Be nice and clean
Shave every day
And you’ll always look keen.