May 7 - 11, 2012

May 11, 2012 - Details, details

Surf their website with our box – it’s hot!
But our techies would say she could not.
“That’s okay,” she then said,
“I’ll use their box instead.”
Man, oh man! That’s another day shot!

May 10, 2012 - And SHE'S the more technical one

“She’s so stupid!” the pilot fish wept.
“Through her math classes she must have slept.
For the sign she relayed
She should know by first grade.
Man, the both of them dash dash inept!”

May 9, 2012 - Not pretty sure enough

Where's the groundwater? They do not know.
So they drilled in the soil below.
But a breaker they blew
They had hit some Cu
While in search of the ground's H2O.

May 8, 2012 - OK, which is it?!?

"Are there patterns?" Her answer below it
Said there's not, but the times sure do show it.
Since she surely can't see
What a pattern would be,
She would sure make a terrible poet!

May 7, 2012 - Having the whole story helps

When my bosses’ new smartphone would peeve him,
Of his problems I had to relieve him.
“Now your PC’s the source.
It is working?” “Of course!”
It’s a good thing I didn’t believe him.