April 30 - May 4, 2012

May 4, 2012 - Nice try, though

Though we thought that our fixes were through,
There’s one thing we neglected to do.
Seems I just could not win
When I wanted to spin
Our not clearing the outgoing queue.

May 3, 2012 - This is why we don't make assumptions

I told one of the college’s docs,
“When your speakers aren’t hooked to your box,
It is really quite clear,
All you’re going to hear

May 2, 2012 - Up...er, down in smoke

Into action the fish quickly sprung
When that PC he’s called on got hung.
Tar from cigarette smoke
Caused that PC to choke.
Just imagine that stuff in your lungs.

May 1, 2012 - Hey! Eyes on YOUR OWN PAPER, please!

"You will need to make passwords," I mention.
For that task, teachers had apprehension.
"Make a password? Well, sure…
Can you tell me, what's yours?"
Can a teacher be sent to detention?

April 30, 2012 - Well, he DID know what to do

While admiring the mountains and flowers
In the time that we both thought was ours,
I got paged for a light.
Maybe next time we might
Find a spot that’s devoid of cell towers.