When the RF waves went by the master,
Things went quicker – potential disaster!
There’s some boss with a plan: he’ll
Configure that panel
To make certain people work faster.
She caused tension you cut with a knife.
All the anger she gave me was rife.
What I thought could be causative:
Have sunny outlooks on life!”
But I said, “It’s a term used by all:
Over zero, both massive and small.”
I’m not telling you lies,
Soon we got a surprise:
We got billed for her time on the call.
When the UPS beeped, what it said
With its noise and its light flashing red
Is there’s power denied,
Since the batt’ry inside
Is what most folks would simply call dead.
They’re all nuts, and I’m being quite frank
And their thinking was really quite rank.
Seems to me that they swore
That the beeping’s no more
Than a pricey Annoy-a-tron prank.
That gal's mother had one of those days.
Dropped her phone in the john! She's amazed.
So she gave her advice.
But she soaked it in rice,
Now is “Chopsticks” the ringtone it plays?
There’s a co-worker feeling bereft.
Seems his wireless spot just up and left.
Once he got it quite strong.
Now what’s he doing wrong?
I believe it’s a thing they call theft.