April 16 - 20, 2012

April 20, 2012 - Screwy laptop problem

He was not in a very good mood.
“My new laptop’s not working,” he stewed.
It’s the hard drive he lacked.
It was there in his sack.
He was screwed ‘cause his drive was unscrewed.


April 19, 2012 - If something beeps, we call IT

There's a call to my cohorts and me:
"There's a beeping! Now, what could it be?"
In executive ranks,
That Annoy-a-tron prank
Can be purchased from AT&T.


April 18, 2012 - He learned, but the company didn't

That new carpet’s a bit out of whack.
From my static, our systems went black.
This, I’m telling you, Sharky,
They all call me Sparky
Because of my thumb and a SHHAAAKKK!


April 17, 2012 - That's actually clearer than most trouble tickets

That next morning, I woke with a jerk
When my in-law had noticed a quirk.
Seems he wasn’t too keen
On my shrinking his screen.
Glad he didn’t exclaim, “IT DON’T WORK!”


April 16, 2012 - OK, maybe a LITTLE more detail would help

The new system was rolled out with glamour.
But the first call sure caused us to stammer.
When he said “IT DON’T WORK!”
It made all of us smirk.
What he’s talking about is his grammar.