"The Annoy-a-tron's
beep" people scoff.
More annoying than beeple that cough.
Under desks, on the
beep
They won't find it at beep
HEY! WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING OFF!!!
Sometimes sergeants can be rather dim.
My new password’s “unknown.” ‘Twas a whim.
“You must change it!” said he.
I’d like ASAP,
But he’d think I’d be talking ‘bout him.
I thought, “I’ve been in IT for years!
What you’re saying is news to my ears.
It’s my address is strong?
Mister, you are so wrong!
Is your certification from Sears?”
Said the engineer, “It’s so absurd!”
Here’s to what this poor techie referred:
Name a box “localhost.”
It will keep him engrossed!
It’s a hide and seek game for a nerd!
While a sales rep was out on a mission
Giving folks her best sales exhibition,
Her boss gave her a call
That would make her skin crawl
And would take her right out of commission.
But instead of the rep turning blue,
She just smiled, since she knew what to do.
That new product deluxe?
She described how it sucks
And their tech support’s awful! It’s true!
About karma, you know what they say.
‘Twas achieved very quickly that day.
When they let the rep go
She won’t earn any dough.
She decided that neither would they.