March 26-30, 2012

March 30, 2012 - See how well that worked out?

“There’s no monitor,” I heard her stammer,
But she won’t need a saw or a hammer.
What she needs is a stool.
But I still remained cool,
For how mad could I be at a gramma?

March 29, 2012 - Aha!

Said the caller, “Could you come here please?
There’s a CD stuck!” I thought “Oh, geez!”
But I couldn’t have guessed
‘Twas from keys that were pressed.
One could say that I fixed it with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

March 28, 2012 - There now, wasn't that quick and easy?

“This is simple!” I said with a smirk.
Moments later, I felt like a jerk.
When supplies are redundant
There’s power abundant,
But only if both of them work.

March 27, 2012 - QUIET PLEASE!

“I WILL DO THIS!” the techie typed, humming!
The response we got acted so numbing.
Don’t use caps when you type,
Since it reads like a snipe.
you should write that guy e.e. cummings

March 26, 2012 - Hey, an answer's an answer, right?

There’s a ticket that’s hot. We said, “S’up?"
Are the switches all working now? Yup!
“It’s a leakage. That’s all,”
We explained in a call.
Did they have some clean the leak up?