When the contractors said they were done,
We had found that our work had begun.
But they said, “What the heck?
It was all done to spec!”
Now if both crews had used the same one…
There’s a user who’s angry, and thus
She’s created a tech support fuss.
A rude password she got!
Now she’s really quite hot.
Can’t our passwords get blessed by DISQUS?
We received a decree stating that
We must barcode each mouse and each mat.
“That’s insane!” we’d all grouse,
“Let’s get rid of each mouse.
But we’ll first have to barcode the cat.”
That parts manager felt like a schmuck.
With low memory, he’s really stuck.
He had run an exam:
He’s in need of some RAM.
And it's not one of Dodge’s big trucks.
So I went down, the fix to begin it.
And their box, I put memory in it.
For the fix of his fear
That he hid half a year,
I resolved in just under five minutes.
There's a problem that drives me insane!
So I borrowed the veteran's brain.
“From mistakes we must learn,
'Cause if not, we will turn
Into idiots, just like Faye Kane.”