The consultant is feeling dismayed.
Of a ticket, he's really afraid.
But it seems he's the one
Who can get that job done
Or the officer will not get paid.
There’s some testing that had to commence.
I’ve a ¥ to say I'm not that dense!
Yes, my programming's sound!
But they thought that my #
Was a symbol that won't make much ¢s.
There’s a cabling problem unseen
When I hooked up that desktop machine.
I thought as I assisted
There’s something here twisted,
It’s not just the blues and the greens.
“That department's so screwed up!” I sob.
“All those errors! They make my head throb!”
The guy asked, “Could there be
Something needed from me?”
“Here's a thought: HOW 'BOUT DOING YOUR JOB?!?”
Me get canned? Though the odds were quite slim,
On that Friday, I got that news grim.
My old box was logged in?
A security sin!
They should learn from an expert like JIM!