February 20-24, 2012

February 24, 2012 - Don't push that button!

That security guy cost us hours
When he shut down those app server towers.
When one’s buttons are pressed
One can get so distressed,
And he certainly pushed all of ours.

February 23, 2012 - Professional, redefined

While we moved our gear out of that host,
There’s the owner’s kin, manning his post.
He said, "They don’t know how
They should move!" As of now
We’re in business, and they’re just a ghost.

February 22, 2012 - And a plan to un-crash it if that doesn't work

My request is denied? What the hey?
‘Cause of what I did, I saved the day!
One just cannot un-boot!
That denial is moot!
We should call that thing PITA.

February 21, 2012 - See, it's not working!

There's a call from a lawyer! Oh geez!
Could her login get fixed, pretty please?
There's a message she scanned
That she can't understand.
It's not written in plain legalese.

February 20, 2012 - Apparently, a thousand words isn't enough

Certain users are stupid, I swear!
In their heads there is nothing but air!
“I can't get you that file!
I have said all the while
I can't find it! It just isn't there!

“I have tried to fulfill your demand
All our media's thoroughly scanned.”
Still I had to resist
Shouting, “It don't exist!
Now, what part do you not understand?!?”