February 13-17, 2012

February 17, 2012 - But thanks for your, um, input

When we put in that new DB2,
We brought in a new DBA who
One could say is a jerk.
But he does bring one perk:
He will even write his own review!

February 16, 2012 - February is the cruelest month...

I agree that some projects can’t wait.
A quick deadline is something I hate.
Why’s he being so mean?
The thing’s due 3:15!
Oh, he wants the thing done by that date.

February 15, 2012 - Power play

“Do not play with those breakers!” I plead,
“If the restroom’s the one that you need,
Read that chart!” It’s for naught,
‘Cause I simply forgot
That they prob’ly don’t know how to read.

February 14, 2012 - Sweet success, sort of

There's a program. This clerk had to try it.
She had caused quite at bit of disquiet.
Though the cost was quite steep,
All those gloves, we will keep.
In return, we all helped with her diet.

February 13, 2012 - Nobody likes being frog-marched out, but ...

“Wart’s your problem?” the fish had to ask.
He was toad of this critical task.
Since the door she was shown
The root password’s unknown.
It’s this password he has to unmask.

So he hopped to the task, right away!
Got the password, and thus saved the day!
Yes, his wages were earned.
Fired folks, they have learned
Must be escorted out the right way.