January 30 - February 3, 2012

February 3, 2012 - Oh, THAT one!

When the box died, the caller did rant.
Could I go there to fix it? I can't.
There's a tool to replace
Anything in that case:
It's the guy that I sent to the plant.

February 2, 2012 - How to speed up a PC, 1980s style

From above on our firm’s pecking order,
There’s a boss with an email disorder.
How he shuts down his client
Is not too compliant.
He’s now a deleted mail hoarder.

I could not resist a second...

Can my boss's complaints somehow soften?
When he powers his IBM off 'n'
His deleted email
Is retained without fail.
He should try using F10 more often 

February 1, 2012 - What's the hurry?

Plans for Christmas break all were all arranged
And the VB.NET script was changed.
But I said, “What the heck!
I just cannot connect
Since my co-worker's really deranged.”

What was SERVER3's now SERVER1,
And transactions quite old were not run.
I can't wait for the day
That they call him to say,
“Pack your bags, sir. Your work here is done.”

January 31, 2012 - Because users know what they need, right?

"Should that phone be employing its bell?"
"No, I use it to make sure all's well.
When the guys get a call,
It's no problem at all.
I just make a blood-curdling yell."

January 30, 2012 - It's gonna be a lonnnng week

To the masses a message was passed.
“Cut your emails and phone calls” was asked.
Oh, expenses we’ll shave!
Think how much we will save
If we all learn to type really fast!