When the box died, the caller did rant.
Could I go there to fix it? I can't.
There's a tool to replace
Anything in that case:
It's the guy that I sent to the plant.
From above on our firm’s pecking order,
There’s a boss with an email disorder.
How he shuts down his client
Is not too compliant.
He’s now a deleted mail hoarder.
I could not resist a second...
Can my boss's complaints somehow soften?
When he powers his IBM off 'n'
His deleted email
Is retained without fail.
He should try using F10 more often
Plans for Christmas break all were all arranged
And the VB.NET script was changed.
But I said, “What the heck!
I just cannot connect
Since my co-worker's really deranged.”
What was SERVER3's now SERVER1,
And transactions quite old were not run.
I can't wait for the day
That they call him to say,
“Pack your bags, sir. Your work here is done.”
"Should that phone be employing its bell?"
"No, I use it to make sure all's well.
When the guys get a call,
It's no problem at all.
I just make a blood-curdling yell."
To the masses a message was passed.
“Cut your emails and phone calls” was asked.
Oh, expenses we’ll shave!
Think how much we will save
If we all learn to type really fast!