January 23 - 27, 2012

January 27, 2012 - That's pretty sorry, all right

There’s a guy who is really quite dim.
Bounced the database box on a whim.
When confronted with “Why?”
There’s a “Sorry” reply.
Guys like him are best dealt with by JIM.

January 26, 2012 - To be fair, nothing IS what she got

She complained that her waybills won’t print.
As I watched her, I picked up a hint.
As she sped through the screens
On her shipping machine
It was clear to me why the things di’n’t.

January 25, 2012 - Not as bizarre as they thought

That darned checkout computer's so screwy.
They believed that the thing went kablooey.
I then gave it a look.
They should not put a book
On a system not made up by Dewey.

January 24, 2012 - See, if you knew everything, you'd be up there too

“I need help now!” the PHB screamed.
Yet the fix went as smooth as I dreamed.
In the management suite
I endured major sheet.
He needs paper! For that I got reamed.

January 23, 2012 - Well, the idea was good...

Where’s our disk space? Our users all need it!
Send an email! The users should heed it.
It was quite a good plan,
Then we soon got more SAN
‘Cause the suits wouldn’t open and read it.