Email’s down, and the firm owner’s daughter
Is the person that I’d like to slaughter.
If she had half a brain
She’d renew their domain
Just by paying that bill like she oughter.
At the firm where the backups are massed
And the data we’re saving is vast,
Nightly backing up deeds
Are accomplished with speed,
But recovery’s only half-fast.
I wasn't really happy with that one since it used basically the same punch line as Sharky (although with an added twist), so I also added this one:
There's a backup of data you seek?
What's involved? Let me go take a peek.
If you knew that you might
Need the run from last night,
Then we should have been asked this last week!
“Connectivity sucks!” she protested.
“Try your cube!” was what someone suggested.
What’s the cause of one glitch?
It’s a misaddressed switch.
Seems the tester’s the one being tested.
There's a note from a user that thinks
That our spam filter system sure stinks.
That's the quarantined folder!
At least she's not bolder
And clicking on all of the links!
In that office, we both got berated
When the status she sent was outdated.
We were taken to task,
So my boss and I asked
“Is the some way she could be sedated?”